Keyboard 

The Bird 

Caption: I was about to say let's go find a bigger castle to raid, but now...

Sinking Feeling 

The Sculpture 

Caption: Okay... who's the joker that removed the plaque?

Hans 

Caption: Accusations of bullying are a serious matter, but you're excellent players, so ...  I want you boys to shake Hans.

Vacuum 

Caption: The sudden death of their cheerful cleaning lady left an unexpected vacuum in William and Camilla's life.

4 Days Later 

Caption: No, not again!  This damn compass is useless –  we're just going in circles.

Hand Washer 

Gordon, the serial killer with OCD, washes his hands compulsively...

Frozen Dinner 

Caption: What's for dinner? I thought I'd thaw a puddy tat.

Psychological Warfare 

Caption: I know you think it's funny Walter, but anthropomorphising the house really rattles mother when she comes to stay.

Now we wait 

Caption: And now we wait ...   it'll be a day or two before they discover there are no power outlets.

Too Small 

Caption: It could be a terrorist camp or a village.  The picture's too small to tell — can you blow it up for me?

Ants 

Caption: Andy loved killing-time with the ants.

Face Hugger 

Caption: The manual button to drop oxygen masks was removed in 1979, after cabin crews kept pressing it during in-flight screenings of Alien.

The Insomniac 

Caption: Let's see what we can do for your insomnia — you are feeling sleepy... very sleepy ... you are falling into a deep sleep ... falling ... falling ...

Stan 

Caption: What's that you say?   Stan peed where?

The Joyride 

Caption: The joyride ended badly, especially for Daisy.

Hand Picked 

A work-man holding a pick in one hand, feels the helmet on his head with the other hand - there's a second helmet impaled on the end of the pick. Behind him, just visible, is someone's leg.

Navel Warfare 

Caption: The British and French spent quite a bit of the 17th century engaged in navel warfare

Pets 

Caption: Oh Wow! ... I've never thought of myself as exotic before!

Escape 

Caption: Jeb made his daring escape from the sheriff on foot...

Dee 

Caption: Please tidy up while I'm away James.

The Survivor 

Caption: He moved. I saw him move — he's alive! Hang on mister... we're coming down to get you!

Shake 

Caption: I have no idea what's inside, but the instructions on the box  say to give it a big shake before opening.

Control 

Caption: Everyone kind of forgot about the planes after Larry started making aeroplane noises under his breath again.

Open Wide 

Caption: Well heck... this one's fine too!   By the way, did I mention how much we all 'enjoyed' that last cartoon you did about dentists?

Abacus 

Caption: It's been arranged to look like he slipped on the abacus. But I tell you Johnson – it doesn't add up...

Remote 

Sitting there, Jim couldn't help feeling a little remote...

Table Tennis 

Caption: Extreme Sports #5 – Table Tennis

All But Cured 

Caption: I'm dusting off my bowling ball tonight guys! Doc said I should try leaving the house now my spider phobia's all but cured.

Red Meat 

Caption: Advised to cut her red meat consumption, Gnash decided she'd take it one knight at a time.

The Cure 

Caption: A morbid fear of sharp objects? Oh, that's easy to fix! All you need is an injection of this ... in both eyes.

The extra mile 

Caption: You know... Sid really goes the extra mile to make this Hell.

Captain Merkin 

Caption: Let's test the resilience of Captain Merkin's comb-over...

Talent Quest 

Caption: We're on next.  I've got butterflies in my stomach! Oh wait...  that's just my maggots wriggling.

Art 

Caption: What an amazing fusion of Installation and Op art... in the middle of nowhere!

Sometimes 

Caption: Sometimes, 'All you can eat' is a double-edged sword.

Mown 

Caption: People who live in glass houses, shouldn't mow stones.

Nails 

Caption: Why'd the kids make this lid from a blackboard?  Oh!

Wild 

Caption: Frank loved running his fingers through Beth's wild hair.

The Red X 

Caption: Hand me the shovel ... his treasure's behind this red X!

Roarhide 

Caption: The bare-backed  bear-back  bareback riders of the West.

Do Your Best? 

Caption: Decoys.  The enemy is proving very violent and ruthless, so our king commands you to join us in battle!

Irony 

Caption: Ted, the arsonist with OCD, kept returning to make sure he'd left the iron on.

En Route 

Caption: Damn it ... what have you guys done with my banana?

Hide and Seek 

Caption:  ... 13 ... 14 ... 15  ...  and this time, could you at least  try to make an effort to hide? ... 16 ... 17 ...

No Can Do 

Caption: Nobody must ever learn that we forgot to bring a can opener.

Eye Contact 

So that the women at work wouldn't think he was 'weird', Roger painted eyes on his VR goggles...

 
OMG! You’ve made it this far?  You’d better keep that to yourself?    The Sharp End
 

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